Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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