me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
