if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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