Umm I'm too high to move.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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