check it out our google latitudes are spooning
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
