I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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