The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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