Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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