Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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