i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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