Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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