is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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