We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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