I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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