I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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