all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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