You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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