The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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