do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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