Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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