Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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