I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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