More tranny stories later!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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