Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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