the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sorry my hands just texted you
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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