My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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