im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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