ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Randomize
