Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
