these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I would ride that face into the sunset
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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