We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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