Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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