dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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