omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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