just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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