windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dear god my vagina.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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