we're blogging at a bar
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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