Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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