Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just gift wrapped bread.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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