I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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