i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The beer is more important than you right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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