I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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