hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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