i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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