I wanna bring you to show and tell
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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