Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Randomize
