everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
