Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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