No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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