I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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