She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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