Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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